A survivor's tale

Intoducing, my new son:

Thu, 20 Aug 2009 04:16:03 GMT

Christopher Raymond MacDonald. Born 8/19/2009, 9:21 PM. 7 lb, 12 oz.

Mother and child are doing well.

Father is exhausted and is going to have a beer and go to bed.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2202710&l=cea8fb48d2&id=1342862175

For those not friended me in facebook...B is in labor

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 15:30:41 GMT

At the hospital now, she's been induced. Going to be a loooooong day.

Nice delivery room!

Cause of Jackson death determined.

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:49:20 GMT

It was revealed today that Michael Jackson died of food poisioning. He was found yesterday with 13 year old nuts in his mouth.

Consider this, and weep.

Thu, 21 May 2009 17:29:32 GMT

10 years ago The Matrix was released.

Create a brute! Fight in the arena!

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:39:55 GMT

Go here, create a brute, and have fun!

http://arkham1010.mybrute.com

Stupid phrases

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 13:07:46 GMT

You know the phrase "head over heels?" as in "He went head over heels down the stairs" or, "She fell head over heels in love with him".

Well, isn't that normally how things are? Right now my head is over my heels.

Shouldn't that be heels over head, to signify your world being turned upside down?

And don't get me started on have your cake and eat it too.

Its a boy!

Sat, 14 Mar 2009 01:48:11 GMT

: ) :) :)

I am happy to announce...

Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:39:52 GMT

That my wife and I are expecting! She will be 16 weeks on tueday, so we are almost into month 5! YAY! Don't know what we are having yet, when I find out I will let you folks know.

awww. I like this one

Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:25:57 GMT

I am going to hell

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 13:29:56 GMT

Writer's Block: Left Behind

Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:18:41 GMT

What do you want done with your body after you die?

Submitted By crunch_crunch

View 502 Answers

stir fry.

Writer's Block: Tricky Questions

Tue, 13 Jan 2009 23:35:06 GMT

What is your first reaction when someone says "I need to talk to you"?

View 505 Answers

"oh shit"

World's oldest LOLcat found

Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:35:51 GMT

From 1905!

"Whats delaying my dinner?"

http://blog.nola.com/checkitout/2008/12/teh_vintage_lolcat.html

awww, how cute, A dog and duck become fast friends...wait..what?

Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:11:23 GMT

http://buzzfeed.com/sarahmorgan/toby-and-sheila-d8

You have to watch this video completely.

what
the
fuck

Conciliation

Sun, 16 Nov 2008 16:12:50 GMT

No Hard Feelings...to the Republicans

Election day is over,

The talking is done.

your party lost, my party won.

So let us be friends,

Let arguments pass.

I'll hug your elephant,

You kiss my Ass

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 05 Nov 2008 11:01:22 GMT

baaaah. Ferget it. It was fireworks.

Its been posted before but i think it warrents repeating:

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 20:04:10 GMT

2008 owes everyone a fucking apology.

life sucks

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 23:44:47 GMT

When you think things are going great, you get a nice kick in the balls.

My car was keyed today because of my political beliefs.

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:35:17 GMT

Before getting married, I purchased a shiny red Ford Mustang. Beautiful car. So beautiful in fact, that when I received my Obama 08 bumper stickers I taped them to the back window instead of putting them on my bumper.

I, like so many others, commute to work by train from the suburbs to the city. To get to the train, I have to park at a train station and leave my car.

About two months ago I got off the train to see a note under my windshield wiper. Opening it up, I saw that it was some anti obama screed, calling him a 'half n-gger commie traitor' among other things, and asked if I 'got rope?", a pun on one of the 'Got hope?' stickers. I shook my head and threw that garbage away.

Today I come home and go to unlock the car, when I see giant lines all up and down the side of my car. Keyed! I have been keyed!" The cops, unfortunately, can do nothing. Take it up with my insurance (HA!).

So i took the stickers off the back window.

They are now on the bumper.

Why holywood needs to burn

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:06:25 GMT

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/38448

The writers revere Melville’s original text, but their graphic novel-style version will change the structure. Gone is the first-person narration by the young seaman Ishmael, who observes how Ahab’s obsession with killing the great white whale overwhelms his good judgment as captain.

This change will allow them to depict the whale’s decimation of other ships prior to its encounter with Ahab’s Pequod, and Ahab will be depicted more as a charismatic leader than a brooding obsessive.

"Our vision isn’t your grandfather’s ‘Moby Dick,’ " Cooper said. "This is an opportunity to take a timeless classic and capitalize on the advances in visual effects to tell what at its core is an action-adventure revenge story."

Verizon FIOS DNS

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:09:23 GMT

Anyone else around who uses FIOS having problems with DNS lately? I get intermitant resolution of hostnames.

Blew out my back

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 14:16:23 GMT

OMG am i in so much pain right now. I bent over this morning to pick up a sock, and my lower back spasmed.

Now its ALL tight and hard and i can't do any bending or stretching at all. I need to keep my back absolutely rigid.

Going to the Chiropractor in 15 minutes. Last year when this happened they were able to fix it up nicely in a few treatments. Lets hope that since i am going early in this process they can do something.

Got my grades

Wed, 28 May 2008 15:29:24 GMT

4.0. Yay baby!

Now i have a summer class of astronomy. Starts 6 PM, goes to 10 PM.

monday - thursday.

UGH. I leave the house at 6 AM and get home at 10:30 now.

SUCK.

Run Run Run

Tue, 13 May 2008 12:31:57 GMT

Last night, after my economics final, i went for my run. Last week it was a 2/4 *5, that is, 2 minutes of running, 4 minutes walking, and do that 5 times.

Last night however, it wasa 3/3 *5. Ooof. Its amazing how long a minute is when you stop and think about it. But dammit, I made it all the way, tho i was a sore dave at the end of it. But a good sore, ya know?

mapped it via google maps when i got home, holy crap, it was 2.33 miles i did.

The funeral was beautiful

Tue, 06 May 2008 23:43:56 GMT

So many people showed up to celebrate Kristin's life. Last night there must have been close to a thousand people at her wake. I kid not.

Today, the church was packed for the funeral, and the procession to the cemetery had at least 50 cars.

She was a loved woman, and will be deeply missed.

http://www.legacy.com/Newsday/DeathNotices.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonID=108902486

I will miss you dearly Kristin, you were a beautiful woman ,and the world is poorer for your passing.

Kiss your loved ones for me, you never know when they may be taken suddenly away from you.